One day, a baby polar bear watched its mother as she searched for seals on the frozen layer of ice. As soon as his mother finished her hunt for food, he looked at her innocently and with a curious expression.
The mother polar bear saw her baby’s face and immediately realized that something was bothering her, so she decided to ask her what was wrong.
“What’s wrong baby?” Did you fight with someone again? asked the mother.
âNo, I wanted to ask you something else. Mom, am I part Brown Bear? said the baby.
“No honey, you are a polar bear,” replied the mother.
“Okay, I just wanted to be sure,” the baby said and then left.
The next day, the baby polar bear returned and sat next to his mother.
“Mom, I just want to be clear here: am I part Black Bear?” the baby asked.
“No my son, you are a polar bear,” said the mother.
âOkay, I just wanted to be clear,â the baby said before walking away.
The next day he returned and asked his mother the same question.
“Mom, I want to be absolutely clear here: am I part Grizzly?” Asked the baby polar bear.
“No honey, you’re not,” the mother replied.
“Okay, so maybe I’m a panda?” said the baby polar bear.
“No honey, you’re a polar bear. But why are you asking me all this?” asked the mother.
“Because I’m freezing!” Cried the baby polar bear.
No wonder the baby polar bear is so curious and keeps questioning his mother!
ANOTHER POLAR BEAR Joke
In another joke, a polar bear who had lived in the North Pole for 30 years decided he couldn’t stand the freezing cold anymore. So he started walking towards a warmer region. First he took a fishing boat to Canada, but to his dismay it was still too cold there.
Then he tried to live in Florida, but unfortunately the heat was too much for the poor polar bear to bear. Eventually he went to Ecuador and found that even that was warmer compared to where he had been.
As he began to settle in Ecuador, a young man one day saw him touring the region. He hastened to greet the polar bear warmly and said:
âHello, bear from the equator! “
Did you enjoy reading these jokes? Here’s another one you might find funny, and this one is about a bear and a bunny who were walking in the forest one day. Suddenly, they discovered a magical golden frog who offered to grant them three wishes each.
Sources: Reddit, Upjoke